Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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