Dual....:-)
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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