I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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