My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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