I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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