i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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