My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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