Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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