who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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