I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
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I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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