WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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