Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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