A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
we're so committed to being not committed
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Randomize
