office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You brought string cheese to the strip club
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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