Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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