I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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