just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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