You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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