Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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