A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are my feet made of real feet?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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