I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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