Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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