Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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