either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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