I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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