but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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