I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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