im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
There r osticjed everywhere
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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