? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
where am i from again
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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