Whod you bang
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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