But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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