i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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