I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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