is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
True strength comes from lack of pants
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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