How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
wakey wakey hands off snakey
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
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