reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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