she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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