I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
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if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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