its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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