Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
