i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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