I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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