What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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