dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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