There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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