Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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