that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
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I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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