Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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