I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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