I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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