Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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