My nipple is on Facebook.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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