Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
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Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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