i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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