You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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