How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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