ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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