my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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